Mace Windu (mace_windu) wrote in newjediorder,
Mace Windu
mace_windu
newjediorder

Pretty gay for a Jedi...a song about Ki-Adi-Mundi

Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
And all the Jedi say I'm pretty fly (for a fag guy).
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard just to train Padawans today, especially if you're not straight
The subject isn't strong in the Force but he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue, just a cone head and no style, but everything he lacks, well, he makes up in anal.

So don't debate, he just ain't straight.
You know he really doesn't get it any other way.
Gotta play the field, and cop a feel.
For Yoda no way, for Yoda no way.
So if you can't wait, just frantically masterbate, at least you'll know you can always get on Jar Jar on a date
The Jedi needs homosexuality, so hey, hey do that rectal thing.

Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
And all the Jedi say I'm pretty fly (for a fag guy).

He needs a cool saber, not just any will suffice, but they didn't have hot pink so he bought a dildo and some fries.
Now cruising in his speeder he sees Mace Windu as he pass, but if he looks twice Mace will kick his lily ass

So don't debate, he just ain't straight.
You know he really doesn't get it any other way.
Gotta play the field, and cop a feel.
For Yoda no way, for Yoda no way.
So if you can't wait, just frantically masterbate, at least you'll know you can always get Jar Jar on a date.
The Jedi needs homosexuality, so hey, hey do that rectal thing.

Now he's getting a new dildo, yeah, he's gettin' it for fun.
He asked for 13" but they only had a 31".
Friends say he's being too gay and he's not quite hip, but in his own mind, he's the, he's a sexy bitch.

Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don't debate, cuz this player just ain't straight.
You know he really doesn't get it any other way.
Gotta play the field, and cop a feel.
For Yoda no way, for Yoda no way.
So if you can't wait, just frantically masterbate, at least you'll know you can always get Jar Jar on a date.
The Jedi needs homosexuality, the Jedi love to bash homosexuality.
So let's get some more homosexuality, and hey, hey beat that candy ass !
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