Mace Windu (mace_windu) wrote in newjediorder,
Mace Windu
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The Windu rap...BIOTCH !!!

Obi Kenobi, Real lame No Gimmicks..."

Two trailer park Wookies go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Two trailer park Wookies go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

[Female Wookie Voice] "Ooooohhhhh!"

Guess who's black, black again Windu's black, tell a friend
Guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see Jar Jar no more they want Windu
He's chopped liver
Well if you want Windu, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of brotha mixed with some hard liquor
Some bitches to jumpstart my cock quicker then a shock when I get shocked by the security droid when I'm not cooperating.
You waited this long to stop debating cuz I'm black, I'm on the rag and bitch pimpin
I know that you got a job Ms. Palpatine but your husbands cock problem is complicated
So the Jedi Council won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they tried to shut me down on their community but it feels so empty without me
So, come on bitch, cock on your lips, fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy I just smacked up all my bitches, Fuck you Ki-Adi-Mundi

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, Padawans feeling rebellious, embarrassed, their masters still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless, Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "SITH" A visionary, dark side vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin' the space ways a rebel
So let me just revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my black ass and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my bald ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back fix your bent cock and stick it in and then I'm gonna enter into the front of your skin like a saber the center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since Ewok wrestling
Infesting in your Padawan's ears and nesting, testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 credits my 2 credits is free, my ass a nuisance ? Who sent, you sent for me?

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that shit,
George Lucas, you can get your ass kicked, worse than that little bitch Jango Fett, and Ki-Ad-Mundi, you can get stomped by Kenobi, you old bald headed fag, you don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over
Now lets go, just give me the signal I will be there with a whole list full of new bitches and insults
I've done dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Palpatine turned himself into a Sith lord
But sometimes man, it just seems, The Jedi Council only wants to discuss me, so this means I'm disgusting, but its just me, I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first Jedi of controversy I am the worst thing since Billy Dee to do black roles so selfishly and use them to get myself wealthy
Hey, here's a concept that works 20 million other black actors emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea it'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

BITCH !
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