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20th May 2006

jedi_maceo6:04pm: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7034012767&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

I am selling my FIRST item on my seller's EBAY!! This is a test item to feel out how i like selling and how good i can hget. also it will be an experience I can learn from..seeing how i can improve and the like. I would love for you all to bid on it, but i would more like you all to take a look and tell me what i maybe should and shouldn't be doing with my presentation! thanks!!


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7th August 2005

howardtuttleman8:16am: Anti Star-Wars Movement
Hello, I'm Howard Tuttleman. I'm from Detroit and I'm looking for like-minded people to boycott the Star-Wars movies. If I've got you, go to my web-site for more info http://www.howardtuttleman.com
For the rest of you, please just read on. This will make sense in the end and I'm sure you will agree.
You are probably ready to jump down my throat, so just calm down. I am pretty mad right now too. You see, when I was younger I never happened to catch The Star Wars like so many of you did. Sure, I was aware of it quite a bit, and had heard OF it a lot. As a kid there were plenty of times when bullys would punish me whith wiffle-bats that they pretended were light-sabers, and I would always get drafted to play a Speeder-biker or an Ewok when everyone else got to be main-characters. Obviously these things left a bad taste in my mouth about the Star Wars. I started getting my parents to buy me the action-figures and vehicles, and that brought plenty of kids over to my house, and people THOUGHT I had seen it because I had quite a collection.

So when I finally saw some of the novels at the library, I gave-in and picked up the first in the series. It completely captivated me and made me realize exactly what was going on, and I didn't even HAVE to see the movie. I moved on to the next 2 books shortly after, and now reading them has become a yearly tradition for me. I was enthralled by the Socio-Political struggles and the in-depth character building so much in fact that I began to realize something. That something truly this special would be significantly weakened by condensing them into 3 ridiculously short Hollywood-style movies. The concept of these movies is just laughable to me that they would even TRY something like this. I therefore established "The Star Wars Movie Boycott Movement".

You see, when I read the novels I have very vivid pictures of what certain space-ships, monsters or planets look like, and the best part is that I can imagine whatever actors I want playing the main-characters. I obviously imagine myself as Luke because I feel that I really capture the character well (especially in the 3rd book). My best picks for the other characters is how I visualize Han-Solo as being Patrick Swayze. He has that dashing charisma that the character MUST have. I imagine Darth-Vader's voice as this guy Lance I know who is a real bully-type just like the character. Another one I have is harder to explain but I will try. I chose my dog Morris to be Chewbacca, but now he is 8 feet tall and can stand on 2 legs. If an element of the story is too hard to imagine, that is the ONLY time I will accept an out-side influence and refer to my action-figures.

Do you see what I'm doing here? I am able to personalize the story, whereas you can only imagine it how the movie tells you it is. I can now enjoy the story far more, and on so many more levels than you can. In conclusion, I know that quite a few of you have seen these movies, so I guess it's too late for you to imagine what is actually possible. The people I am trying to get through to are the innocents that whose minds are blank at the moment like mine is lucky to still be. The answer is NO. Buy the books instead, and save yourself a ton of money in the proccess, and imagine it how YOU want to. Not greedy Hollywood movie-makers.

26th August 2004

kevin3112:41pm: hey i'm new
i wanna get into this roleplaying thing on here, but i don't know what to do...so any guidance would be great :)
Current Mood: cheerful

8th July 2004

kitznegari9:51am: allo, allo. salutations and greetings. am i the only voice in the vastness?

*insert some lightsabery sounds*

*accidentally chops a coolant transfer pipe in half and steam begins spraying everywhere*

oops! sorry! sorry!

*runs about looking for something to lash it back together with*

10th February 2004

tennis_borg4:16pm: we_r_borg
We have assimilated this abandoned community. Resistance is futile.
Current Mood: blank

6th December 2002

mace_windu12:33am: Go here bitches jameslipton ya'll can read ma mutha fuckin iterview.
By the way, that shit got edited...so don't believe my ass got punked by no bald ass mofo.

25th September 2002

ex_light_jou92510:58pm: Hey! Over here!
...um yah. Could someone inform me where I might find some Duracell AA batteries on this silly planet? My portable CD player seems to have crapped out on me and I was stuck listening to elevator music on the ride up here - it's everywhere in this place. It's like they put little surround sound speakers in the potted plants, for chrissakes. Another five minutes of this stuff and I'm bound to go postal and start staring people down and end up getting my ass kicked.

And egads, if I could borrow one of those lightsaber thingies - do they take Cs or Ds? I've got some mean little bastards from a nightclub following me because I didn't ezacly have the credits to pay their bill, and I don't quite think a normal sword is going to work in this situation. Ehehehe...call my methods antiquated, but dammit, I either need some batteries or a place to hide. I mean, what's a girl to do?

-Lucianne the Traveller
Current Mood: distressed

17th July 2002

mace_windu7:21pm: Ok mutha fuckas, listen up real good. I was watching "Retun of the Jedi" thanks to my Force ability to see movies my ass ain't in, and Leia said her real mom died when she very young...and Luke Skywalker and Leia are brotha an sista, and Amidala is their mamma. So what I fuckin wanna know is...WHO THE FUCK KILLS AMIDALA !? HUH !? Which one of you rat bastard fuckers caps that sweet fine hot ass mamma ? Huh ? Which one of you bitches is gonna get your ass stomped by my smooth black Jedi ass ? Speak up nigga, cause you gonna get yo ass stomped like the cracka bitch you is.
Current Mood: angry

1st July 2002

yojimbo2:09am: woot!
luke_skywalker is comin to live with us in our cabin!
Current Mood: happy

27th June 2002

luke_skywalker9:10pm: HA
Hello kids, I'm Luke Skywalker, most well-known Jedi in the existance of anything ever. Saying hi, letting my presence known, hey what's goin' on, Zam? Salinia? Call me.

So I'm gonna go to the park with a dog, because I've seen hilarious romantic-comedies where the male meets the love interest because his dog did something zany and funny to attract her attention.

PEACE OUT, NEW JEDIS. OR WHATEVER.
Current Mood: determined

26th June 2002

curetpillargirl10:59pm: Hi everyone, Zam Wesell here, everyone's favorite bounty hunter/piece of ass. Just dropped in to say hi to the New Jedi Order. I know I seemed dead but I'm not. I would explain but then I would have to kill you all.
Bye!

25th June 2002

aquacrystal6:44pm: Greetings and salutations to all
Greetings...I am Salinia Jaina Kenobi... I am the long lost sister of Jedi Knight and General Obi-wan Kenobi... I have come seeking guidance and help in the council....and i hope to make new allies.... *bows and smiles*

17th June 2002

padmeamidala7:38pm: Your Packages, Masters
Greetings minions all!

I am presently in my Coruscant offices with all my shopping parcels heaped around my rather exhausted person.

Please stop by to claim your gift/s if you receive this transmission. Otherwise, these will go to the Wookies or the Ewoks. I do not have the closet space for any more of these things, except for lightsabers which I collect passionately.

That said, gifts are here. Enjoy!
Current Mood: cheerful

16th June 2002

yojimbo10:09pm: Last night's party
didn't happen. padmeamidala hadn't returned from her shopping yet, and noone really wanted to play spin the bottle when it was only me, Mace and Ki Adi Mundi. The only person that doesn't normally live in the cabin that showed up was chewiewookie. Now I know he and Mace had been having heated discussion hereof late and I was frankly hiding in the corner when he burst in and started yammering about. He and Mace started yelling at each other, but then I cracked a joint out and they actually became friends and they both went out looking for Wookie bitches. That was the last I saw of Mace last night. He hasn't come back yet.. I hope the trees didn't eat him. So anyway.. Im just laying around the cabin watching Kodomo no Omocha.. waiting for padmeamidala to get back from shopping.. I have to pay her back for the Tekken Tag arcade.. big time.. *wink wink*.. Ki Adi has been in room all day.. I wonder what he's up to..

yojimbo10:04pm: For newbies of the community
If you're new to the New Jedi Order and new to communities in general, I just wanted to let ya know how to post to this community. Just go to update journal -> more options -> and fill out everything but select newjediorder for journal to post in.

We'd love it if more people posted (as Mace barked at me the other day).. sooooo.. if you have a dirty joke that involves elephants.. or not.. let er rip!

15th June 2002

yojimbo5:33am: New Karaoke Song
With ragged breathing and big black cape
He looks thru the universe for Jedi to rape
Helpless Rebels on cargo ships
can't escape his powerful grip
He's more machine than he is a man
But he kicks more butt than you can

Oh no another Jedi lost his head
Go go Darth Vader
Oh no another planet's dead
Go go Darth Vader

Oh no another Jedi lost his head
Go go Darth Vader
Oh no another planet's dead
Go go Darth Vader

"This is Lando Calrissian.
Please evacuate the city immediately.
The Empire has taken over.
Darth Vader is here.
I repeat, Darth Vader is here!"

Oh no another Jedi lost his head
Go go Darth Vader
Oh no another planet's dead
Go go Darth Vader

Sidious knows that the dark side rules
and everyone else are helpless fools
Darth Vader!
Sidious knows that the dark side rules
and everyone else are helpless fools
Darth Vader!

mace_windu2:05am: Don't let Mace get you...
Now in first place
I don't support the Council's team
I can't take direction
And my robes are never clean

Padawans dated me
The Jedi Council hated me
I was always in a fight cause they can't do nothin' right

Everyday I fight a war against Ki-Adi-Mundi
Can't take that faggot staring back at me

I'm a hazard to your ass
Don't let me get you
I'm your damn worst enemy
It's bad when you turn on yourself, so sintilating
Bitches don't just want to be my friends no more
They wanna be something else

They wanna be something else (yea)

Yoda told me
You'll be a Jedi Master superstar
All you have to change
Is everything you are

Tired of being compared
To damn Saesee Tiin
He's so pretty
That fuckin ain't me

So doctor, doctor --
Won't you please prescribe me something?
A bag of pot or something else

Cause I'm a hazard to your ass
Don't let me get you
I'm your damn worst enemy
It's bad when you turn on yourself, so sintilating
Bitches don't just want to be my friends no more
They wanna be something else

Don't let me get you (Don't let me)
I'm your goddman worst enemy (Oh)
Its bad when the Jedi annoy your ass
So irritating
Bitches don't wanna be just friends no more
They wanna be something else

Doctor, doctor --
Won't you please prescribe me something?
A bag of pot or something else

I'm a hazard to your ass YEAH
Don't let me get you
I'm your damn worst enemy
It's bad when you turn on yourself, so sintilating
Bitches don't just want to be my friends no more
They wanna be something else

And why the fuck not !?
I'm Mace fuckin Windu bitches !
The smoothest fuckin pimp in the Alpha Quadrent.
Fuck yeah bitch !!!

14th June 2002

mace_windu1:16am: Pretty gay for a Jedi...a song about Ki-Adi-Mundi
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
And all the Jedi say I'm pretty fly (for a fag guy).
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard just to train Padawans today, especially if you're not straight
The subject isn't strong in the Force but he fakes it anyway.
He may not have a clue, just a cone head and no style, but everything he lacks, well, he makes up in anal.

So don't debate, he just ain't straight.
You know he really doesn't get it any other way.
Gotta play the field, and cop a feel.
For Yoda no way, for Yoda no way.
So if you can't wait, just frantically masterbate, at least you'll know you can always get on Jar Jar on a date
The Jedi needs homosexuality, so hey, hey do that rectal thing.

Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
And all the Jedi say I'm pretty fly (for a fag guy).

He needs a cool saber, not just any will suffice, but they didn't have hot pink so he bought a dildo and some fries.
Now cruising in his speeder he sees Mace Windu as he pass, but if he looks twice Mace will kick his lily ass

So don't debate, he just ain't straight.
You know he really doesn't get it any other way.
Gotta play the field, and cop a feel.
For Yoda no way, for Yoda no way.
So if you can't wait, just frantically masterbate, at least you'll know you can always get Jar Jar on a date.
The Jedi needs homosexuality, so hey, hey do that rectal thing.

Now he's getting a new dildo, yeah, he's gettin' it for fun.
He asked for 13" but they only had a 31".
Friends say he's being too gay and he's not quite hip, but in his own mind, he's the, he's a sexy bitch.

Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
Give it to me Chewie, a-ha, a-ha!
uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don't debate, cuz this player just ain't straight.
You know he really doesn't get it any other way.
Gotta play the field, and cop a feel.
For Yoda no way, for Yoda no way.
So if you can't wait, just frantically masterbate, at least you'll know you can always get Jar Jar on a date.
The Jedi needs homosexuality, the Jedi love to bash homosexuality.
So let's get some more homosexuality, and hey, hey beat that candy ass !

13th June 2002

mace_windu3:50pm: The Windu rap...BIOTCH !!!
Obi Kenobi, Real lame No Gimmicks..."

Two trailer park Wookies go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside. Two trailer park Wookies go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

[Female Wookie Voice] "Ooooohhhhh!"

Guess who's black, black again Windu's black, tell a friend
Guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see Jar Jar no more they want Windu
He's chopped liver
Well if you want Windu, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of brotha mixed with some hard liquor
Some bitches to jumpstart my cock quicker then a shock when I get shocked by the security droid when I'm not cooperating.
You waited this long to stop debating cuz I'm black, I'm on the rag and bitch pimpin
I know that you got a job Ms. Palpatine but your husbands cock problem is complicated
So the Jedi Council won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they tried to shut me down on their community but it feels so empty without me
So, come on bitch, cock on your lips, fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get heavy I just smacked up all my bitches, Fuck you Ki-Adi-Mundi

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, Padawans feeling rebellious, embarrassed, their masters still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless, Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "SITH" A visionary, dark side vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin' the space ways a rebel
So let me just revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my black ass and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my bald ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back fix your bent cock and stick it in and then I'm gonna enter into the front of your skin like a saber the center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since Ewok wrestling
Infesting in your Padawan's ears and nesting, testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 credits my 2 credits is free, my ass a nuisance ? Who sent, you sent for me?

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that shit,
George Lucas, you can get your ass kicked, worse than that little bitch Jango Fett, and Ki-Ad-Mundi, you can get stomped by Kenobi, you old bald headed fag, you don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over
Now lets go, just give me the signal I will be there with a whole list full of new bitches and insults
I've done dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Palpatine turned himself into a Sith lord
But sometimes man, it just seems, The Jedi Council only wants to discuss me, so this means I'm disgusting, but its just me, I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first Jedi of controversy I am the worst thing since Billy Dee to do black roles so selfishly and use them to get myself wealthy
Hey, here's a concept that works 20 million other black actors emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea it'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cuz Coruscant needs a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

BITCH !

yojimbo3:53am: The Jedi Aren't Allright - Karaoke!
When we were padawans our future looked so bright
the Jedi Council was still alive
and every Jedi in the whole order
had their own great plan in store

Now the order is cracked and torn
a lot of Jedi died because of the war
how can one Sith Lord swallow so many lives?

Jedi killed.. Noone's free...
Nothing's what it used to be...
The dark side's hard.. hard to see...
Fragile lives... shattered dreams...

Count Dooku went mad in the head
Anakin dropped out and had a coupel of kids
Yoda's in the swamp cuz he's got no job
Just makes soup and smokes a lotta pot
Obi Wan committed suicide
Jedi Knight Qui-Gon died

What the hell is goin on?
Cruel history in reality!

Jedi killed.. Noone's free...
Nothing's what it used to be...
The dark side's hard.. hard to see...
Fragile lives... shattered dreams...
Current Mood: karaoke

yojimbo1:34am: Who's on the Death Star?
Captain Piett decides to take his son on a tour of the new Death Star... (C = Piett, S = Son)
--
C = How do you like the Death Star, son?
S = Hey all these stormtroopers work here?
C = Certainly!
S = Wow this gonna be a whopper of a space station!
C = Well, it should be.
S = Hey pop, I hear they made you a captain over all these troops
C = Why not?
S = So you're the captain?
C = I'm the captain.
S = Well ya know I'd like to know some of the guy's names so that when I meet them on Coruscant I can say hello to em.
C = Of course, I'll introduce you to the troops. They give them funny names tho, son. In this sector, we have Who at the entry way, What's at the second checkpoint, I Don't Know's at the third..
S = You the captain?
C = Yes.
S = You know the guy's names?
C = I should.
S = Then tell me the guy's names.
C = I said Who's at the entry way, What's at the second checkpoint, I Don't Know's at the third. Then--
S = You the captain?
C = Yeah.
S = You know the guy's names?
C = I'm telling you their names.
S = Well, who's at the entry way?
C = Yes.
S = Well go ahead and tell me.
C = Who.
S = The guy at the entry way.
C = Who.
S = The guy guarding the entry way.
C = Who.
S = The guy at the entryway.
C = Who is guarding the entryway.
S = What are you askin me for? I'm askin you!
C = Im not asking you, i'm telling you.
S = You ain't telling me nothing! I'm asking you who's at the entry way.
C = That's it.
S = Well go ahead and tell me.
C = Who.
S = The guy at the entryway.
C = That's his name.
S = That's who's name?
C = Yes.
S = Well go ahead and tell me!
C = That's the man's name!
S = That's who's name?
C = Yes!
S = Well go ahead and tell me!
C = Who is at the entry way!
S = What are you askin me for?! I'm askin you who's at the entryway!
C = That's it.
S = Well go ahead and tell me.
C = Who.
S = The guy at the entryway.
C = That's it.
S = What's the guy's name at the entryway?
C = No, what's at the second checkpoint.
S = I'm not askin you who's at the second checkpoint.
C = Who's at the entryway.
S = That's what I'm tryin to find out.
C = Waitaminute.. don't change the troopers around.
S = I'm not changin nobody. I asked you a simple question. What's the guy's name at the entryway?
C = What's the guy's name at the second checkpoint.
S = I'm not askin ya who's at the second checkpoint!
C = Who is at the entryway!
S = I don't know!
C = Oh he's at the third checkpoint. We're not talking about him.

12th June 2002

mace_windu9:23pm: Hey Bitches...read this !!!
Alright bitches, it's time fo some New Jedi Order karaoke. So sing us a song mutha fuckas.

mace_windu9:14pm: Man, my fuckin Wookie ain't got no nose...

yojimbo5:44am: Party at the Cabin!
Due to urges by that pansy ki_adi_mundi, there were be a party here at the Cabin Saturday evening. Hopefully by then, padmeamidala will be back with all the goodies she's shopping for. I strongly urge you to come before it gets dark, unless you want to fight off those flesh-eating trees. Maybe we'll be lucky and Ki Adi will get eaten.. BYOB! I cannot urge this enough. While we have a good amount of alcohol, some species' tolerance levels are much higher then the Jedi, so if you are going to drink heavily.. you better be packing your own drinks. Please respond if you intend to show.. there's nothing worse than ending up with just ki Adi playing spin the bottle.. I'm sure if Padme is there, that game will be much more fun.

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